Bitcoin Dealer (Radio Edit)

He's drowning mules in the mule tank He's selling bitcoin to your kids Medical bills down to your toes Selling high and buying low Giving your kids a gambling addiction You've never seen such a devilish affliction Tried therapy, you even gave him weed You didn't know its a banker that he needs And if there was a creeper in the night Lurk about in his trench coat You didn't know he was with your little Timmy Trading a shitcoin for a boat He's selling to the highest bid He's selling crypto to your kid He's got an agent putting out a feeler And now you're calling him the bitcoin dealer You're freaking out, lost all of your money You're putting out an APB Authorities are never getting nearer They think you made up the bitcoin dealer You're not afraid of the naysayers You know eventually he'll break You've got a plan to find the criminal And all the money you will take He's selling to the highest bid He's selling crypto to your kid He's got an agent putting out a feeler And now you're calling him the bitcoin dealer He's drowning mules in the mule tank He's selling bitcoin to your kids Hospital bills down to your toes You're selling high and buying low Giving your kids a gambling addiction You've never seen such a devilish affliction Tried therapy, you even gave him weed You didn't know its some crypto that he needs And if there was a creeper in the night Lurk about in his trench coat You didn't know he was with your little Timmy Trading a shitcoin for a boat He's selling to the highest bid He's selling crypto to your kid He's got an agent putting out a feeler And now you're calling him the bitcoin dealer