First Keg Stand

My first keg stand, Didn't go like I planned, To say I did well would be a lie (Be a lie) Oh my first keg stand, I did all I can, It almost brought a tear to my eye Well I went out to my buddy Bill's And he had a party in the back of a field When I got there he was by a fire And he had a whole keg of PBR Now that there ain't my beer of choice But when I saw that keg my lips got moist And I thought I had me a good ole plan I was gon' try my first keg stand Look at this man, You think you can do this? That's a bad idea man, A bad idea Can y'all get him? Please, you may wanna first check his ID My first keg stand, Didn't go like I planned, To say I did well would be a lie (Be a lie) Oh my first keg stand, I did all I can, It almost brought a tear to my eye They lifted me up, And I grabbed the hose And before I knew it beer was in my nose And I had done soaked people from behind They put me down without a second chance And it looked like I'd peed my pants And the dude told me I needed to go to the back of the line What you say to me? No man I ain't worried about him (Unintelligible) pretty big fella, ain't he? I went to the back and I waitin' my turn And the feelin' hit me and it started to burn And I knew I had to give it one more shot Then the girl in front stepped right up And she must've weighed 350 plus (Oh) And I'm tellin' all y'all old Bertha didn't spill a drop Who is he talkin' about? See, see, that's why you lookin' at me like. eh You don't know Bertha, she from way back in the woods She been drinkin' since drinkin' since drinkin' My first keg stand, Didn't go like I planned, To say I did well would be a lie (Be a lie) Oh my first keg stand, I did all I can, It almost brought a tear to my eye It's my turn again, And I have no fear Ain't nothin' better than an ice cold beer And I can't (Uh-uh) stand losin', Let me make that clear (Woo) I was up so long I was turnin' red And all my blood rushed to my head But I was hangin' on for (Yeah) dear life like a leech They put me down and called out my time And it was one minute and thirty-five And then they wanted me to say a speech So I said (Say a speech) My first keg stand, Didn't go like I planned, To say I did well would be a lie (Be a lie) But on my second keg stand, I did all I can, And I beat every man in here tonight (Here tonight) Dang sure did, He didn't beat Old Bertha though I give it to him man I ain't seen nobody beat her in years now He showed out Good job though