I Ain't Drunk

Well, I sat down on a barstool in a honky tonk last night That little bartender gave me a look, I knew something sure wasn't right Well, I ordered up another whiskey, one tequila, and one more beer That's when that bartender told me "Son", he said, "You been cut off in here" I told him I ain't drunk, hell I've just been drinking I started at five in the afternoon, Lord, about three days ago Ever since my baby left me, this old heart of mine's been sinking But I ain't drunk, I've just been drinking Well, the ride home from the barroom must have been quite a sight Hell, I guess I was doing a pretty good job, yeah, they put me in the old spotlight When I got through puttin' on my show I heard, "Hands on the wheel, buddy nice and slow" And I fell out of the car, Lord on the side of the road I told him I ain't drunk, hell I've just been drinking I started at five in the afternoon, Lord, about three days ago Well, hey-hey Mr. Policeman, I know just what you're thinkin' But I ain't drunk, I've just been drinking I told him I ain't drunk son Hell I've just been drinking