1985 (Country Version)

Debbie just hit the wall

She never had it all

Up at the breaking day

Husband's out bailing hay

Her dreams went out the door

But she fell in love with Ford

Now she's on the ranch

What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress

She was gonna be a star

She was gonna see the world

And drive the hottest cars

Those boys in Tennessee

Are now the enemy

Looks at her average life

And nothing has been alright

Since Waylon and Willie

Way before Joe Diffie

There was Conway and Dolly

Music still on CMT

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

And she's still preoccupied

With 1985

She's seen all the classics

She knows all the lines

Urban cowboy bud

Long after staying alive

She loved Loretta Lynn

Not an Al Jean fan

And Kenny Rogers was

Her favorite gambling man

Where's the denim jacket?

With all the tassels

And why does Ed Sheeran

Look just like Eddie Haskell?

When did country become Nash Pop?

Whatever happened to dance halls, porch swings

And on the radio was Waylon and Willie

Way before Joe Diffie

There was Conway and Dolly

Music still on CMT

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

But she's still preoccupied

With nineteen, nineteen

1985

She hates time, make it stop

Why did Nashville country have to merge with rap rock?

And when did George Strait become an actor?

Please make this stop (stop, stop)

Let's bring back Waylon and Willie

Way before Joe Diffie

There was Conway and Dolly

Music still on CMT

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

But she's still preoccupied

Tell you what's on her mind

Is Waylon and Willie

Way before Joe Diffie

There was Conway and Dolly

Music still on CMT

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

But she's still preoccupied

With nineteen, nineteen

1985

1985

Well Jerry you said there wasn't a country version

How 'bout that?

Well Chuck

You done gone and did it

Good job man