I Don’t Know

Dad, have you ever been in Jail?

Dad, have you ever been swallowed by whale?

Can I stay up and watch TV?

Then will you read a spooky story to me

I don’t know

I don’t know

Ask your Mom before she goes

Cause I don’t know

Dad, have you ever had a job?

Dad, did you ever have to join the mob?

How do you know when you’re in love?

Cause there’s this boy that I’ve been thinking of

I don’t know

I don’t know

Ask your Mom before she goes

Cause I don’t know

It’s Girls Night Out

Your brother’s asleep

It’s just you and me kid

So don’t get too deep

I always be here

To pay a few bills

But you mom has the answers

And I never will

Dad would rather be a dog

Or you would rather be giant frog

Why don’t you and Mom ever kiss?

I got a million other questions like this this

I don’t know

I don’t know

Ask your Mom before she goes

Cause I don’t know

I was a kid once

Curious like you

No matter how much I asked

My dad never knew

I’m just like my father

Ain’t it that how it goes

I wish you’re just/You’ll be just like your mother

And your Mom always knows

Dad, is it over when we die

Or do we live on like the stars in the sky

Are you too old to be a Dad?

What’s the best Ice Cream you’ve ever had?

I don’t know

I don’t know

Ask your Mom before she goes

Cause I don’t know