Crazy Lady

Let me get this straight

You want me to be fun but I should never be a flirt

And could I be more feminine but check the hemline of my skirt

Keep my opinions to myself or better yet just be inert 

Is that all?

Is that all?

Outline my eyes and fill my lips and pluck my brows and slim my hips till I’m perfect

Take all the blame don’t take up space endure the pain and don’t complain I deserve it

I’m going crazy trying to be a lady

Make me into what you want me to be I exist to please you

Baby think I’m going crazy

Feel like crying insides dying but I’m still trying to be a lady

You want me to be pure but I should never be a prude

I should be sexy but angelic but a daring devil too

I should be innocent and sweet but please a man just when it suits

Is that all?

Is that all? 

Dye my hair and nip and tuck and suck it in and suck it up till I’m perfect

Lighten up and take a joke and keep the peace and don’t provoke it’s all worth it

I’m going crazy trying to be a lady

Make me into what you want me to be I exist to please you

Baby think I’m going crazy

Feel like crying insides dying but I’m still trying to be a lady

Gotta be gotta be gotta be perfect 

Gotta be gotta be gotta be perfect 

Gotta be gotta be gotta be perfect 

To be worth it you gotta be perfect

Gotta be gotta be gotta be perfect 

Gotta be gotta be gotta be perfect 

Gotta be gotta be gotta be perfect 

To be worth it you gotta be perfect

I’m going crazy trying to be a lady

Make me into what you want me to be I exist to please you

Baby think I’m going crazy

Feel like crying insides dying but I’m still trying to be a lady