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This Ain't Hawaii
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This Ain't Hawaii was released on December 1, 1988 by Monona Records as a part of the album Boogadaboogadaboogada! (2020 Remaster)
December 1, 1988
LabelMonona Records
LanguageEnglish
BPM89
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Music Video

Music Video

Lyrics

The girls are on the beach in their string bikinis
The guys are strutting, proudly showing off their weenies
Top 40 garbage spewing from expensive radios
As they primp their pampered bodies and put schnozz-guard on their nose
This ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
Prep school blondes and musclemen with perfect heinies
There's more money on this beach than all the tea in China
The girls all look like Nancy Drew, the boys like Jim McMahon
Their fat, white, ugly parents look like Morey Amsterdam
This ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
In droves they hit the beach in Porches and Ferraris
The sun has cooked their brain, they're on a surf safari
The lake is full of creepy snobs, I start to get annoyed
This isn't Honolulu, dummy, this is Illinois
This ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
They're surfing in Wilmette
They're surfing in Wilmette
They're surfing in Wilmette
They're surfing in Wilmette
Written by: Ben Foster
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