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This Ain't Hawaii
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On Tour
Punk
This Ain't Hawaii was released on December 1, 1988 by Monona Records as a part of the album Boogadaboogadaboogada! (2020 Remaster)
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Release DateDecember 1, 1988
LabelMonona Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM89

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Screeching Weasel
Screeching Weasel
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Ben Foster
Ben Foster
Songwriter

Lyrics

The girls are on the beach in their string bikinis
The guys are strutting, proudly showing off their weenies
Top 40 garbage spewing from expensive radios
As they primp their pampered bodies and put schnozz-guard on their nose
This ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
Prep school blondes and musclemen with perfect heinies
There's more money on this beach than all the tea in China
The girls all look like Nancy Drew, the boys like Jim McMahon
Their fat, white, ugly parents look like Morey Amsterdam
This ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
In droves they hit the beach in Porches and Ferraris
The sun has cooked their brain, they're on a surf safari
The lake is full of creepy snobs, I start to get annoyed
This isn't Honolulu, dummy, this is Illinois
This ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
This ain't Hawaii
They're surfing in Wilmette
They're surfing in Wilmette
They're surfing in Wilmette
They're surfing in Wilmette
Written by: Ben Foster
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