M**********r I'm Broke

(Broke broke broke broke broke)

Let me tell you about my friends who are runnin' bout the town

(Bout the town)

Hoppin' in and out of clubs and bars, chasin' women down

(Chasin' ladies down)

They've got tight fittin' suits and watches that gleam and shine

I don't even think the god damn things can even tell the time

My friends ask me to go out with them

But I'm out here rationing a tuna can

Cause motherfucker, I'm broke (oh he's so broke)

And my suits are not bespoke

I hold my pants up with a rope

And I couldn't define hope

Cause motherfucker, I'm broke (oh he's so broke)

Can't afford a can of Coke (no caffeine, nope)

Let me tell ya 'bout this girl I knew when I got outta school

(Got outta school)

Her daddy had an investment firm, three houses, and a pool

(Only one swimmin')

From the time this lady was a child, she was a traveler

And although she had a fling with me, I couldn't settle down with her

She asked me to go on a trip to Spain

I said I guess I'll swim, I can't afford no plane

Cause motherfucker, I'm broke (oh he's so broke)

And my suits have all got holes

I've lived under bridges like a troll

And I eat expired pizza rolls

Cause motherfucker, I'm broke (oh he's so broke)

Can't afford to bum a smoke (you shouldn't smoke)

Everybody I know worries bout my safety

They say they can't keep track of where I been livin' lately

I tell 'em don't worry, I'm down the block

Just keep an eye out for a cardboard box

Cause motherfucker, I'm broke (oh he's so broke)

And it may not be the life for you

But I'm free, no one to answer to

Just kidding, I'm fuckin' screwed

Cause motherfucker, I'm broke (oh he's so broke)