Get on the Trump Train

Them Democrats

They got no class

That's why their mascot

Is an ass

And they're lying through

Them big ol' donkey teeth

The economy

Is in the tank

We ain't got nothin'

Left in the bank

We've had enough

Of their hypocrisy

And that's why we need to be

Ridin' on the Trump Train

Rollin' in like a hurricane

Drivin' all them Democrats insane

Ridin' on the Trump Train

Sweet victory like sugar cane

Let's stop the USA

From goin' down the drain

Get on the Trump Train

No wars began

Under his command

The Taliban

Could go pound sand

And our border didn't

have a welcome mat

No drag queens

Serving as marines

Or boys hittin' girls

In the boxing ring

We could use a little less insanity

And that's why we need to be

Ridin' on the Trump Train

Rollin' in like a hurricane

Drivin' all them Democrats insane

Ridin' on the Trump Train

Sweet victory like sugar cane

Let's stop the USA

From goin' down the drain

Get on the Trump Train

FJB and company

Pack your shit

It's time to leave

You had your shot and screwed it up BIGLY.

When our train rolls in

We can all expect

A little international respect

And makin' all of our own energy

And that's why we need to be

Ridin' on the Trump Train

Rollin' in like a hurricane

Drivin' all them Democrats insane

Ridin' on the Trump Train

Sweet victory like sugar cane

Let's stop the USA

From goin' down the drain

Get on the Trump Train

They convicted him of a pile of bullshit felonies

And sentenced him to service the community

A 4 year term of hard time in that oval room

At 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue