Pl*net F*tness

Three, four

I am a professional membership-canceller

But I can't seem to call my own doctor

You've been dead for a month and I still haven't cancelled your phone

But I haven't had the balls to turn it back on

'Cause I don't really wanna talk to anyone who knows you better than I do

I am not a very good membership-canceller

Now I am surrounded by all your newspapers

And I can't read your handwriting on the sheet with all the passwords

And I don't wanna know what's in that box

No, I don't wanna know

And Planet Fitness makes you cancel your membership in person even if you're dead

And I think that's bullshit for obvious reasons

But I also think it's kinda fitting

That you're not getting off that easy

You're not getting off that easy

Yeah, if you're really wanna leave me

Say it to my face