Nerds Who Play Guitar

Gotta band

We can really play

We're gonna be the next big thing

We got our tie-dye t-shirts

We got our bell bottom jeans

Gotta rod yea I can let it go

Up and down all around the scene

Take a look at my baby mama

Get a load of my HIV

I wanna be Marky Bolan and I wanna be Jimmy Page

I want my Sable Starr and make sure she's half my age

You can have the 70's

You can have Big Star

Get your boys in a shitty bar

You can get real close while the girls get far

They don't wanna fingerbang in your car

Who cares about nerds who play guitar?

Gotta band

Yea we can really play

Up and down all around the strip

Take a look at my big old noggin

Take a look at these fingertips

Gotta girl, but she don't please me much

I prefer to masturbate

I beat off to the beat of my own drum

I beat off to the beat of 9/8

You know she's 15

You know it ain't hard

All you need is some attitude and melody

Who cares if it's crude

You're doing too much

You're trying too hard

Who cares about nerds who play guitar?