If Only Zelenskyy Had A Nice Suit

If only Zelenskyy had a nice suit

and didn't wear all black

to match with his troops

while they get ravaged by a tin of poo

Oval Office’s packed

With a buncha fucking squares

Saying “we understand you are in despair,

but was there nothing nicer that you could wear?”

We understand your country's being attacked unjustly

but would it kill you to say thank you and please?

were taking time away from our fascist regime

to try and help YOU keep YOUR peace

how dare you talk over me talking over you?

How dare you talk over me yelling over you?

if only zelensky had a nice suit

Maybe there would be something we could do

If only Zelensky had a nice suit

A $10k brioni in navy blue

A white shirt a red tie

No one else would have to die