I Got Many Jobs (feat. Brooklyn T. Guy & Jonathan)

I got many jobs. I'm a cop. I'm a doctor

I'm a pilot. Don't believe me? I can fly a helicopter

I got many jobs. I'm a firefighter. I'm a chef

I'm a lawyer. You're about to get served

I got many jobs. I'm a mailman. I'm a plumber

I unclogged your mother's pipes and I did not disappoint her

I got many jobs. I'm a teacher. I'm a dentist

I can fix any blemish. Ain't no job that I can't finish

Someone call a burn specialist

From all this fire that I'm spitting, it's burning my lips

I'm a jack of all trade. I can give you some tips

I'm an OBGYN. Smell my fingertips

Yeah, my fingertips. P-U. Smells just like fish sticks. Hell yeah

My fingertips. I'm an OBGYN. Smell my fingertips

Ooh. Can I get a whiff? No

Come on, Brooklyn guy. Just give me a sniff

No, Jonathan. Go jump off a cliff

Come on, Brooklyn guy. Don't get in a tiff

No, Jonathan. Get out of my song

I will once your wife gives me her thong

Jonathan, leave, bye, so long

Just give me one verse. What could go wrong? Okay

I'm Jonathan, but just call me daddy

I can pull up to the spot. Just send me as your addy

Don't bother me if you are a fatty

I'll only show up if you are a baddie

I wear big shirts. They probably won't fit you

Come to my basement

Don't mind the tissues

You can meet my mom. I got mommy issues

Just don't piss her off or else she will hit you

Who wants to play some EverQuest?

You should see my gaming setup. You'll be impressed

You'll be so turned on. You might get unrest

Cardiac arrest when I see a breast