The World (With Helen Keller and of Stars)

I’m just a sheep shagging Welsh

Spitting hard like Haliey Welch

But I’m broke and have no fan base so I’m rapping to myself

Tapping in my cell, sell sell sell sell

I’m a cellar seller come and buy my cellar

Micellar Water, cleansing out my eyes and ears I am Helen Keller

Iron Helen Keller Tony Stark that superhero guy

Sick at fighting crime but always turns too many blind eyes

Works herself to deaf for every criminal she puts away

Flying like a shooting star but crashing into the Milky Way

Back on earth a queue of dudes waiting for Bonnie Blue

But I wonder, “How many guys has Bonnie blew?”

And I wonder, does it get quite bloody when she chews?

Because her teeth look sharper than my jawline when I mew

Vodka and orange juice, screwdriver, Philips, LILLY!

She’s number two on the list of taking willy willy-nilly

Seen more down under than Yung Filly

I mean, 101 in a day’s really rather silly