(I- I don't hate you, honestly, I ride a bicycle myself. I've had a BMX for thirty years, but your behaviour is unacceptable!)

Cyclists riding two abreast

Blocking traffic, blocking traffic

Cyclists riding two abreast

Blocking traffic, blocking traffic

But it's the weekend

What you gonna do

When that cyclist shakes his fist at you?

What you gonna say

When that cyclist rides away?

What you gonna do

When that cyclist rings his bell at you?

What you gonna say

When that man destroys your day?

(What you gonna do?

What you gonna do?

What you gonna do?

You feel small)

But it's the weekend (smile at the rain)

But it's the weekend (wave at the sun)

But it's the weekend (wink at the cows)

But it's the weekend (blow raspberries at the sheep)

But it's the weekend (wee in a bush)

But it's the weekend

What you gonna do?

What you gonna do?

What you gonna do?

What you gonna do?

Cyclists riding two abreast

(What you gonna do? What you gonna do?)

Blocking traffic, blocking traffic

(What you gonna do? What you gonna do?)

Cyclists riding two abreast

(What you gonna do? What you gonna do?)

Blocking traffic, blocking traffic

(What you gonna do? What you gonna do?)