Yesterday I woke up early

and I tell you that I nearly

died - you won't believe what happened

Found this stranger looking at me

Never seen her face before, but

I could hardly just ignore that

apparently, she felt at home

Gravity is not her friend

Her push-up bra is heaven sent

Eagerly she tries to hide

those sleeping bags beneath her eyes

I'm not one for confrontation

so I work on our relation

Cause I have been told

the future will unfold

This lady

Graceful, confident lady

Stands her ground

Speaks her mind freely

Loud and clearly

This lady

Seasoned, dignified lady

I hear what you're saying

but at the moment

I'm not sure that I am ready

Turns the heat up, then decides

to stay awake throughout the night

Tends to move my stuff around

My peace of mind cannot be found

Tolerance is fine, but listen

what's our view on exorcism?

Someone help me turn this thing around

Standing there in all her might

My clothes on her are way too tight

Her hair is gray, her face is wrinkled

Gone away those eyes that twinkled

What's the thing I need to learn?

I cannot help but truly yearn

to see the other side

of this crazy ride

This lady

Graceful, confident lady

Stands her ground

Speaks her mind freely

Loud and clearly

This lady

Seasoned, dignified lady

I hear what you're saying

but at the moment

I'm not sure that I am ready

This lady

Graceful, confident lady

Stands her ground

Speaks her mind freely

Loud and clearly

This lady

Seasoned, dignified lady

I hear what you're saying

but at the moment she's a handful

This lady

Graceful, confident lady

Forgive me if I'm praying for a recess

Someday maybe I'll be ready