Uncle Jim’s Mom: Hello?

Uncle Jim: Hi Mom, it’s Uncle Jim!

Mom: Hi, Uncle Jim. What’s up?

Uncle Jim: Well Mom, I wanted to run something by you

Mom: Yes?

Uncle Jim: I've got a new song, called "I've Got A Butt."

Mom: Oh, my goodness!

Uncle Jim: I wanted to be sure you were cool with that, 'cause, well, I do have a butt!

Mom: I know, I used to change your funky diaper

Uncle Jim: That's what I'm sayin'!And Mom, you know, George Washington had a butt

Mom: Well, and if I remember correctly, I think Abraham Lincoln did too. But you know Uncle Jim, we need to be careful about how we use that word in public

Uncle Jim: Ohhh! OK Mom, I'll be careful!

Mom: Well, good luck, and keep it positive Uncle Jim!

Uncle Jim: Alright Mom!

The body is fantabulous, wonderfully made (made) Elegant and funny in just about every shade (shade) No need to get embarrassed about any part (part) Stand tall and proud and sing along it'll fill up your heart (heart)

I've got a butt. And you've got a butt. We all got a butt. Our very own butt

Even the birds up in the sky Now how do they fly?

They have got a butt (It's a tail!) An itty bitty butt (They're feathers!) A teeny weeny butt (Uncle Jim!) I think it's a butt! (Come on!)

There's got to be a reason we are the way we are (are) Wouldn't it be treason, to not have a butt! How bizarre!

I've got a butt (yes, you do now) And you've got a butt (yes, you do, yes you do now) We all got a butt (yes, you do now) Our very own butt (yes, you do)

Even the birds up in the sky Now how do they fly? (Here birdie, birdie) They've got a butt (It's a bird man!) An itty bitty butt (We're talkin' feathers!) A teeny weeny butt (Uncle Jim!) A super tiny butt! (Come on!)

Mom: Oh hey, why don't you call it a Gluteus Maximus?

Uncle Jim: A what?

Mom: A Gluteus Maximus

That's what the butt muscles are called

You've got the Gluteus Maximus, Medius, Minimus, and the Sacroiliac

Those are all scientific words for what we call the butt

Uncle Jim: That is so cool!

Check it out: Gluteus Maximus (Gluteus Maximus) Gluteus Medius (Gluteus Medius) Gluteus Minimus (Gluteus Minimus) Sacroiliac (Sacroiliac) I believe we're ready

The body is fantabulous, wonderfully made (made) Have you ever noticed it cost less than lemonade? (lemonade) It's time to celebrate; we don't pay any rent (rent) We belong to the human race and it didn't cost a cent

I've got a Gluteus Maximus And you've got a Gluteus Medius We all got a Gluteus Minimus Our very own Sacroiliac

Even the birds up in the sky How do they fly? (Here birdie, birdie) They've got a butt (That's not a butt!) A micro butt (It's a tail!) A nano butt (An eagle has a butt?) An airborne butt! (You're freakin' me out!)

Yes, I've got a butt (yes, you do now) And you've got a butt (yes, you do, yes you do now) We all got a butt (yes, you do now) Our very own butt-i-ut (yes, you do, yes you do now)

Yes, I've got a butt-tu-tut (Gluteus Maximus) And you've got a butt-i-ut (Gluteus Medius)

Yes, we've all got a bu-rr-rr-ut (Gluteus Minimus) Our very own butt, butt (Sacroiliac)

Yes, I've got a butt!