At school you were my best friend
Until you had a date with my boyfriend
Now I hate you, Bernadette
Now, listen to me
You said you slept with Eddie
But he was with me, how could he-
Have spent the night with you?
He swears he doesn't know you
Tell me, Bernadette
I wonder, Bernadette
Please tell me, Bernadette
If it's true (Tell me)
He kept his socks and shirt on
This loose fidge Eddie went on
Until I was black and blue
If your man's always like that...
He's a crackerjack
My Eddie, Bernadette
Believe me, Bernadette
Yes, it's true
He's everything I've got
I'm his girl, you're not
He's my boy
He likes the guts I got
You're frigid and I'm not
He's my boy
My kinky toy
He's everything I've got
I'm his girl, you're not
He's my boy
He likes the guts I got
You're frigid and I'm not
He's my boy
My kinky toy
At school you were my best friend
Until you had a date with my boyfriend
Now I hate you, Bernadette
'Cause Eddie says he wants you
He's a crackerjack
My Eddie, Bernadette
Believe me, Bernadette
Yes, it's true
He's a crackerjack
My Eddie, Bernadette
I'm jealous, Bernadette
Believe me, yeah
He's a crackerjack
My Eddie, Bernadette
Believe me, Bernadette
I'm jealous!
