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Kill the Director

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Kill the Director was released on July 9, 2007 by Roadrunner Records as a part of the album A Guide to Love, Loss & Desperation

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OVERVIEW

LYRICS

Music Video

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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Matthew Murphy

Guitar

Tord Øverland Knudsen

Tord Øverland Knudsen

Bass Guitar

Dan Haggis

Drums

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Matthew Murphy

Songwriter

Tord Øverland Knudsen

Tord Øverland Knudsen

Songwriter

Dan Haggis

Songwriter

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

The Wombats

Producer

Daniel Eriksen

Additional Engineer

Darren Jones

Additional Engineer

Matthew Murphy

Producer

Tord Øverland Knudsen

Tord Øverland Knudsen

Producer

Dan Haggis

Producer

Chris Athens

Mastering Engineer

Frank Arkwright

Frank Arkwright

Mastering Engineer

Howie Weinberg

Mastering Engineer

Rich Costey

Mixing Engineer

Stephen Harris

Producer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I've met someone that makes me feel seasick

Oh, what a skill to have

Oh, what a skill to have

So many skills that make her distinctive

But they're not mine to have

No, they're not mine

[Verse 2]

Whenever she looks, I read the nearest paper

Though I don't care about the soaps

No, I don't care about the soaps

Though I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders episode

[Verse 3]

If this is a rom-com

Kill the director

If this is a rom-com

Kill the director, please

[Verse 4]

Carrots help us see much better in the dark

Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart

And this is my head and this is my spout

Though they work together, they can't figure anything out

[Verse 5]

So with the angst of a teenage band

Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand

Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand

[Verse 6]

If this is a rom-com

Kill the director

If this is a rom-com

Kill the director

If this is a rom-com

Kill the director, please

[Verse 7]

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget, Bridget (Kill the director)

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget, Bridget (Kill the director)

[Verse 8]

This is no Bridget Jones (Kill, kill)

This is no Bridget, Bridget (Kill the director)

This is no Bridget Jones (Kill, kill)

This is no Bridget, Bridget (Won't someone kill the director?)

[Verse 9]

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget, Bridget (Kill the director)

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget, Bridget (Kill the director)

[Verse 10]

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones

Written by: Dan Haggis, Matthew Murphy, Tord Øverland Knudsen

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