Church Heathen

Uh-huh!

If yuh tek dis too serious

Den yuh really need some chuch

Dem feel seh tru dem go a church

Their sins don't need forgiving, forgiving

Dem really gone from bad to worse

Wid dem yah careless living, living

Mi a boy nuh go church from how long

Rather sleep tru di morning and put on a Slam

But mi woman she a pressure mi fi go confession

So mi decide fi go and kill di conversation

So mi siddung right beside Sista Pam

Who a tell mi everyting bout di congregation

Bout Sista Paulette and har gay husband

And how she still a sleep wid di minibus man

Sista Gwen claim she a Christian

But a last night dem ketch har inna Stone Love session

She a do di dutty dance to di Matterhorn song

And a seh she get di ting dem from Baby Cham

Dem feel seh tru dem go a church

Their sins don't need forgiving, forgiving

Dem really gone from bad to worse

Wid dem yah careless living, living

She all a tell me bout di one Deacon

Who a drive di big Benz

A weh him get money from?

Dat's why nuhbody nuh waan gi nuh collection

Nuh see di church roof a leak

A weh him really deh pon?

Every Sunday is a competition

Mi see nuff a dem a gwaan like dem inna name brand

Dat deh sit'n weh she wear come out a some drum bottom

Wid di camphor ball smell

Dat a nuh new fashion

Den she proceed fi talk bout di man dem

Who only come a service fi look church woman

And fi fool up di gyal dem, talk bout religion

But mi cudn't seh nut'n

Becah mi know mi a one

Dem feel seh tru dem go a church

Their sins don't need forgiving, forgiving

Dem really gone from bad to worse

Wid dem yah careless living, living

Next Sunday nah miss me (Amen)

Soap opera cyaan sweet so (Amen)

Jump side some choir sista (Amen)

Haffi secure mi walk tru di Pearly Gate

Next Sunday nah miss me (Amen)

Soap opera cyaan sweet so (Amen)

Dun sight di choir sista (Amen)

Haffi secure mi walk tru di Pearly Gates, cho!

Mi a boy nuh go church from how long

Rather sleep tru di morning and put on a Slam

But mi woman she a pressure mi fi go confession

So mi decide fi go and kill di conversation

So mi siddung right beside Sista Pam

Who a tell mi everyting bout di congregation

Bout Sista Paulette and har gay husband

And how she still a sleep wid di lily bus man

Sista Gwen claim she a Christian

But a last night dem ketch har inna Stone Love session

She a do di dutty dance to di Matterhorn song

And a seh she get di ting dem from Baby Cham

Dem feel seh tru dem go a church

Their sins don't need forgiving, forgiving

Dem really gone from bad to worse

Wid dem yah careless living, living

Dem feel seh tru dem go a church

Their sins don't need forgiving, forgiving

Dem really gone from bad to worse

Wid dem yah careless living, living