Ha Ha

Woi

Oh my goodness

Oh no

Oh no

I guess you want that higgledy-piggle rap

Pig in the middle rap

Take me away from the melee

Feeling like my left toe is equal to Pele

Wait, can I put my socks on?

Mummy must have got my building blocks wrong

Forget job interview, I get the job done

Johnny just comes, wanna go and talk dumb?

You stay rushin' with Ian, I'm Ronnie Whelan

Feeling like my ego's 'bout to grow again

No, my friend that's not how I'm livin' though

Still walk to the launderette, still shop at Tescos

Still walk street with my hat low

Rap so awkward people think I'm comedian

Reel 'em in, even though it's not so

Got so many people open had to close shop

And say I'm only open if you got dough

Remy, Busta, Lottie, Lo

Amigo, we flow strictly Heathrow

People wanna fly like R Kelly

Better get your vets ready 'cause I paralyze egos

And when I'm done I'm singing

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Well I was born to rock, not born to do it

Not dissing Craig David, I'm just saying I'm fluid

Some of the best of most is on the M-I-C

One of the first to say I'm from the N-I-G

I like my concept overdone, overdone

Over lover, eat it down like a kebab

Run my belly, show my brother

Inspector with no who so

Who so ever diss, clung like a smelly fish

Never miss the opportunity to lunar

Feeling this, well you should have come sooner

The full effect will leave you deeper than laguna

Baby boomer, Nat King Cole crooner

And it don't stop, who the king can't crown me

Better walk very fast round me

Knock it down like Muhammad Ali

Turn love around like Jack Master Farley

And when I'm done I'm singing

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Some stay vexed 'cause I don't mess about

With my words or emulate gun play

Some play vicious but life is a circle

See you at your kid's funeral some day

In my corner of the world

Faces disappear like memories

Only to appear on the yellow notice board

Saying did you see this or that felony?

So I immerse myself in the melody

Could have been a king if I watched the machine proper

Got caught in the 70's state

Did the hippy hippy shake and got born to a mean papa

Welcome to my world like an eavesdropper

Clean cutty, rank stopper, tree trunk, nut nutter

I said welcome to my world like an eavesdropper

Clean cutty, rank stopper, tree trunk, nut nutter

Where I'm forever singing

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

People telling me things, keep on telling me things

People telling me things, keep on telling me things

People telling me things, keep on telling me things

People telling me things, keep on telling me things