Tyler, you obviously have some fuckin' problems

And this is, this-this is the end of this session

Let's, anything else you've gotta say?

Mom is gettin' jealous, I see my manager more

Than I see her before I go on tour, and it hurts

Yeah

I miss the days when this was fun

But now it turned into work

They getting legal

So I gotta watch the shit that I blurt out

As you should, the shit's outrageous

My friends are turning into opposites

Because my life is turning into opposite of sloppy wrist

And all the bitches who forgot about me wanna ride my dick

Harder than the white kids who copy shit

Ending it is all I fucking think about

That's the shit I think about

All alone, bawlin' till my muhfuckin' eyes bleed

See, he's a leader in person and smiles

Shit gets disgusting

When there's no person around

Talkin' discussion shit, man

I'm here to talk to you

Fuck, I'm putting myself at a distance

For instance

My best friend is now my fucking assistant

Who, Travis?

**** saying "free Earl" without even knowin' him

See, they're missing the new album

I'm missin' my only friend

You have everyone around you

With thirty names a day, I don't see what it is

I mean, you act like you don't have anyone to talk to

I'm here for you, I'm your friend

When I say Odd, y'all say Future

Odd, uh-oh, nah, that shit's corny as fuck

You're doin' good, you have a cult following, you're

Fuck

To these white kids?

Younger—

Oh, my gosh

Charbroiled **** on these dark beats

Nauseous with the Nazi, but it's normal what the cops see

Awesome at his concert, but he never had a pop, see

Mommy was a Livin' Single Queen wit' a Lat-ti

So while my wallet's pilin'

With symbolic colored paper

I lace her

'Cause she gave me a lot at such a young age

Twenty? Why didn't she get that abortion?

Probably 'cause that motherfuckin' embryo was morphin'

Into a Grammy-winning schizophrenic fuckin' orphan

Oops, I mean bastard, a skinny-ass disaster

Mom works hard, still workin' on her Masters

Son lies about takin' classes at community college

Just to record some bullshit, he calls Bastard

Start a fuckin' cult, clash his talents in a brash way

Before he even had a mustache and cash

And all I got was a fuckin' shitty article in Thrasher

Alright, listen, calm down

That ain't shit, man

Now don't-don't-don't make yourself seem guilty

That, that article was great, every—

No, fuck that

You're beating yourself up and you're livin the fuckin' life right now, G

When I was your age, I would've loved to be fuckin' doin' the things that you're doin' right now

Fuck that, fuck all this shit

You act like I'm not here

You're not

I'm exactly who you're supposed to be talking to

You don't fuckin' help me with shit

You don't help me with shit, fuck

Now, who did that? That, who wouldn't do that?

Fuck you, fuck you

You wouldn't, you wouldn't shoot their friends, right?

You're a fuckin' fuck

That's fine, it's not your fault

I'd kill my fuckin' friends, fuck

We're gonna need security in here and, uh, we're gonna need some

The fuck? I didn't fuckin' sign up for this shit

We're gonna need him followed out now

I'm-I'm not fuckin' crazy, I'm a fuckin' table

I'm a fuckin' table

He's losing it

No, fuck this shit

Tyler, calm down

I'ma grab the Nina and find a nice arena

No

'Cause I can't even choose between Ortega or Sabrina

Get security in here

And I'm not even human, I'm a body-shaped demon

With some semen in my sack

And some problems in the back

Calm the fuck down

And a life that's filled with crap

And a finger filled with hate

And a gat that's filled with love

Now that opposites attract

I can finally be one, like a marriage in a church

No

But this marriage has a hearse

And the parents of the one that's getting married has a curse

And it's made up inside of him

Too late to reimburse, but wait, it gets worse

Wait, it gets worse

All the guests that's in the church

All decided to disperse

Tyler

So there was nobody who could stop the wedding with converse

You don't wanna do this

So they tied the knot

Now it's too late to reverse

This arrangement

Yes, it is

The nurse is amazed at the hurt

That he was painin'

Calm the fuck down

But it was obvious in all the photos

He was paining, now a bunch of whispering immerse

Get him, his right chest, security's right there

Shit

No, get away from me

Get him

And then the nurse blurts

C'mere

What the fuck is his problem?

No

Here, we have two doses to give him, here

Tyler, I will

Why didn't anybody ask him first?

Get on the ground

Hold him down

I've been asking you this whole time

Ho-hold him down

Get the fuck away from me, get away from me

C'mere, motherfucker

Because nobody gave a fuck

Get the fuck off me

Uh, uh

Someone gave a fuck, Tyler

And, uh, the person that gave a fuck was me

See, you're not goin' crazy, it's me, I'm your best friend, Tyler

I know everything, I know everything about you

You've been helping yourself this whole time

Your friends, they're just figments of your imagination

Doctor TC, see Tyler? I'm your conscience

I'm Tron Cat, I'm Ace, I'm Wolf Haley, I'm

Me