Holy Horses**t, Batman!!

She reached the handout

With a pamphlet and I politely said, no ma'am

I mean no disrespect

And I apologize if this **** up your program

You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying

But that he could turn water to wine

Well if there's a hell below

Then we're all gonna be just fine

So there I stood, six feet of sin

I walk in, contradiction

But in my world, for posing questions

Or am I just another lost soul searching

Then she gave me a look

Say un-Christian

Told me she pray for my children

I said since you're so holy, you'll probably outlive me

But if I bought a Jesus piece, you think he'd forgive me?

Maybe I would be a fool to think

That somewhere in the sky's, a place for me

What good would it be to pray for me?

You won't save me, don't pray for me

Now, I never been religious

I'm just a big fan of logistics

And if it makes sense, then I'm all for it

I even pray if the situation calls for it

Somebody ask me if I believed in miracles

I try to answer without sounding satirical

I'm three years passed my expiration

And yet I'm still fresher than a newborn

So I guess that's my explanation

But it's safe to say I've never seen unicorn

And I never chased rainbows

But I heard the devil wears designer clothes

So does God have a favorite brand?

And for that matter, is he even a man?

And will I go to hell for even saying that?

Only time will tell, I'm just relaying facts

Maybe I would be a fool to think

That somewhere in the sky's, a place for me

What good would it be to pray for me?

You won't save me, don't pray for me

Yeah

Maybe I would be a fool to think

That somewhere in the sky's a place for me

What good would it be to pray for me?

You won't save me, don't pray for me

Maybe I would be a fool to think

That somewhere in the sky's, a place for me

What good would it be to pray for me?

You won't save me, don't pray for me