Trying to Love Two Women

Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain

Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain

Sometimes the pleasure ain't worth the strain

It's a long old grind, and it tires your mind

Trying to hold two women is tearing me apart

Trying to hold two women is tearing me apart

One's got my money, the other's got my heart

It's a long old grind, and it tires your mind

When you try to please two women, you can't please yourself

When you try to please two women, you can't please yourself

At best it's only half good; a man can't stock two shelves

It's a long old grind, and it tires your mind