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OFFBRAND SCOOBY DOO (MISERY MACHINE)
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OFFBRAND SCOOBY DOO (MISERY MACHINE) was released on May 26, 2026 by 7303909 Records DK as a part of the album OFFBRAND SCOOBY DOO - Single
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Release DateMay 26, 2026
Label7303909 Records DK
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM117

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Adam Burraston
Adam Burraston
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Tasukete
Tasukete
Producer

Lyrics

It doesn't need to make sense
As long as it makes sentence
I keep faulty brains
In a cage in my basement
Painted a window
On the wall with a view
Of the world outside
They weren't meant to consume
I get easily distracted
So please keep me entertained
There's uncomfortable static
In-between pretty much everything
Crystallized intelligence
Has microscopic flaws
Offbrand Scooby Doo
Is Snoopy's best friend and dogs can talk
Offbrand Scooby Doo
Is my favorite cartoon
I could watch it all day
And it's coming on soon
Don't touch the remote
Or I'll show you my fist
Sorry I know
I've got issues with violence
But if you make me miss them
Unmasking the bad guy
Just don't blame me
If you randomly die
Thelma sold fake Adderall
To the meth monkeys at lunch
Ted's driving in circles
Through obstruction dust
Laggy's way too high
To even go outside
The voices don't lie
He can't turn off his mind
The redhead's on OnlyFans
She pays the gang's rent
And the pup's huffing galaxy gas
Outside your tent
The Misery Machine
Is parked in Lateral Hell
All the monsters are two-faced
And buy what they sell
I get easily distracted
So please keep me entertained
There's uncomfortable static
In-between pretty much everything
Crystallized intelligence
Has microscopic flaws
Offbrand Scooby Doo
Is Snoopy's best friend and dogs can talk
Offbrand Scooby Doo
Is my favorite cartoon
I could watch it all day
And it's coming on soon
Don't touch the remote
Or I'll show you my fist
Sorry I know
I've got issues with violence
But if you make me miss them
Unmasking the bad guy
Just don't blame me
If you randomly die
There's a new strain of mold growing
Training my thoughts
If you follow the clues
You still won't find the plot
Nostalgic memory Mandela effects
Tend to intersect with stressful arrests
Even my shrink thinks
I'm testing her instincts
Sometimes I summon her dead husband
With the Pepper's Ghost technique
Written by: Adam Burraston
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