Drunk Creepy Guy

Never been one to like long boring stories, I'm worried, at 40

I can tell you that I've heard a few

And I’m just a little bit worried, that it all this drunken glory

I might come off as a little rude

We all just wanna get loose sometimes, kick a few back so we unwind

Chat it up, meet a friend, ‘cause maybe it's the weekend

Then somebody gets the wrong idea, thinks that they're being so sincere

But I'm out-a here, she's out-a here, we're outta here

Drunk creepy guy, with that sexy look in your eye

Might run the other way or tell ya that I'm gay

Drunk creepy grin, had a little bit too much gin

Just threw up in my mouth a little bit, I don't mean to be a jerk

But you can't take a hint

Never been one to like arrogant bullies, I'm worried, the fury

That this song might create a few

And even though you’re nice, you kinda give me the willies

And it might be kinda silly, but this conversation is through

We all just wanna get loose sometimes, kick a few back so we unwind

Chat it up, meet a friend, 'cause maybe it's the weekend

Then somebody gets the wrong idea, thinks that they’re being so sincere