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Pressure Washer
170
Comedy
Pressure Washer was released on July 1, 2007 by Arrogant Worms as a part of the album Beige
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AlbumBeige
Release DateJuly 1, 2007
LabelArrogant Worms
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM151

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Arrogant Worms
Arrogant Worms
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Arrogant Worms
Arrogant Worms
Songwriter

Lyrics

I'm a real guy, I like real guy things
Like boats and guns and onion rings
But household chores need a power resolution
I went to the store and I purchased a solution
I got a pressure washer
I got a pressure washer
I got a pressure washer
I like it a lot
'Cause it makes cleaning destructive
Now I blow away the dirt and obliterate the muck
I pressure wash my fence and my couch and my truck
Nothing's dirty in the house though things are a little damp
My cat's clean now even though it's bald
It's fur is in a corner of the neighbor's yard
I've got a new kid but diapers aren't a problem
I pressure washed his butt, he'll never pee on me again
I got a pressure washer (He likes it a lot)
I got a pressure washer (He cleaned up the tot)
Sure I may be squirting water but in my head
I'm a sergeant with a flamethrower spewing out death
I've got 2000 psi of awesome killing force
Look out commies, here comes Mike Rambo
With his 50 mil pressure washer, look at him go
Jehovah's witnesses come and shake my hand
I pressure washed their literature and now they understand
I got a pressure washer
One day I was out pressure washing my lawn
My neighbour came home with a big smile on
He pulled out a brand new
Gas powered
Turbo charged
90 gauge
Super mega mega mega washer
With a DVD drive
Damn it!
I need a bigger pressure washer
(He needs a bigger pressure washer)
I need a bigger pressure washer
(He needs a bigger pressure washer)
I need a bigger pressure washer
I need a bigger pressure washer
(Whoo, hoo)
I need a bigger pressure washer
Or maybe a Hummer
Written by: Arrogant Worms
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