Why Don't We Get Drunk

I really do appreciate

The fact you're sitting here

Your voice sounds so wonderful

But your face don't look too clear

So, barmaid, bring a pitcher

Another round of brew

Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

I just bought a waterbed

It's filled up for me and you

They say you are a snuff queen

Honey, I don't think that's true

So, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Pick it Coral Reefers, here we go

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

I just bought a waterbed

It's filled up for me and you

They say you are a snuff queen

Honey, I don't think that's true

So, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Yes, now baby, I say

Why dont we get drunk and screw?