Dear Darlin'

Dear Darlin', You smell like Aunt Teresa, Cigarettes and pizza, Perfume and white wine, Dear Darlin', Your lack of ambition, And abundance of bitchin', Is a total waste of time Like a sailboat on the ocean, My world was yours to take, 'Til your wind became an anchor, And my ship just up and sank, So I'm writing words on paper, Can't stand to see your eyes, Cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry Dear Darlin,' You're the worst kind of person, On this ever loving earth and, I just thought you oughta know, Dear Darlin', Well here's some free advice, For once in your life, Try being nice Like a sailboat on the ocean, My world was yours to take, 'Til your wind became an anchor, And my ship just up and sank, So I'm writing words on paper, Somethin' 'bout it just feels right, Cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry, Baby cry Baby cry Baby cry Baby cry Baby cry I'm writing words on paper, It's a bittersweet goodbye, Cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry, I'm cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry, Baby cry Baby cry Baby cry