C U Never (Demo)

Alright then

Here's what you're gonna say to this stupid little boy

So, let's talk about how many times you've been online

Since I asked you how you been

I see it says you're active now and yet somehow

The messages don't switch to 'seen'

Ha ha I can't say that

Ok

How about it's interesting you went out of your way to say

Hey let's hang just you and I

And now I've been like yeah, alright let's find the time

Suddenly you've gone all shy

Lol, no

Ok no but seriously, just say

When you came my way

I thought yeah okay

But now you're playing games

Like I'm the one who came on to you

So I'm like literally why?

Why you gotta mess me around though?

Am I gonna see you around? No

Can't believe I even thought about you at all

See you never

Never even said I would date ya

What a fucking waste of my data

Can't believe it

I can't even

What's the-

Why'd ya-

Ugh

Literally bye

See you never

Ugh literally bye

See you never

Can't believe it

I can't even

What's the-

Why'd ya-

You're so right

I'm done with crafting and redrafting lengthy texts

That he'll reply to with thumbs up

And so my friend I'm gonna send him one last text

One quick message that sums up

Precisely how I feel about the situation without coming across too needy

Ok here goes

I know it sounds insane but-

Nope, see you never

Lol soz to be a pain

But

See you never

I guess what I am saying

Is see you never

I just want to explain how I feel

Have you tried ugh literally bye

Never should've messed me around so

Am I gonna see you around?

No

Can't believe I even thought about you at all

See you never

Slide right out of my dms

Hit me up again in your dreams

Can't believe it

I can't even

What's the-

Why'd ya-

Ugh

Literally bye

See you never

Eh-

Literally bye

See you never

Can't believe it

Yeah

Why'd I even-

Yeah

Oh it's so

I know but you're not the only one, look around

Every single person has someone they should-

But instead they're-

And

Then

When they should be enjoying their brunch

You know what? Listen up everyone

No, shut the fuck up ok?

Listen, no stop acting

Who here is a bit fed up of waiting around for them to message you back?

And who is a little bit tired of them being too busy to reply despite somehow having the time to immediately watch every story you ever post?

And who has had it up to here with checking your phone five times a minute to see if they're ever going to reply?

Oh and when they finally do reply, waiting 45 minutes to reply to that reply, so as to not seem too keen?

His Whatsapp has a glitch

Nope see you never

It's a complicated sitch

No it's not see you never

He called my mum a bit-

Woah ok that's defs see you never

To be fair every individual guy is diff-

Nope, literally bye!

Never should of messed us around so

Are we gonna see them around?

No!

Can't believe we even thought about them at all

See you never

If he doesn't spark any joy go

Throw him out like you're Marie Kondo

Wait a minute-

Nope

That's not really-

Nope

Listen, can I-

Nope, literally bye!

See you never

You haven't paid

See you never

When you getting back together?

Let me check my schedule, oh yeah

I'll see you never