Girls Poop Too

There seems to be a common misconception

'Round the subject of ladies' rectum

People say that girls don't defecate

But we're here to tell you that that ain't true

Girls do indeed go number two

Yup, you heard us right, girls poop too

Girls poop too

This message is long overdue

Whoever said we don't ain't got a clue

Girls poop too

Don't be scared, it's natural, 'tain't taboo

A fact's a fact, it's true that girls poop too

Some girls try to hold it in

Others blame their stink on friends

Some just sneak away to unload

But one way or another, brother

A girl has gotta drop that mother

'Cause Lord knows if she didn't, she'd explode!

Girls poop too

We hate to break the news to you

But that in there ain't no chocolate fondue

Girls poop too

We cook up a mean poop stew

And a fact's a fact, it's true that girls poop too

Break it down, Marie

Take it, Katie!

Ladies, stand up and be proud

If pee walks in your fart cloud

Just look him in the eye and say, "Yeah, that was me"

Drop those kids off at the pool

Make a log, build a stool

Just be glad we don't go number three

(What's that?) I don't know

Girls poop too

We do what we gotta do

Do tootin' toots with our buckazoo

Girls poop too

A brown canoe is comin' through

And a fact's a fact, it's true that girls poop too

A fact's a fact, it's true that girls poop too