Wide Receiver

(And you'll say you heard it first)

Let's see, up close and personal

Good evening, Marvin

See, you're not half the man you used to be

Look at that gut

Slobbing all over yourself, pick up your shoes!

Be a man, be a man, and you said you heard it first

Cowgirls and boys living in the city

With your sunroof, your hat looks real pretty

Out for the long one, forty nickel double sting

All the hot dogs, hot dogs know what I mean

Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that, gimme that

Hit me with the

Wide receiver

With the wide receiver

Wide receiver

With the wide receiver

Busted your clothes doing sit-ups

Come on, baby, let me show you my chin-ups

I'm ready for the blitz, 40 nickel double sting

I need a five finger gap, that's really, oh really what I need

C'mon, c'mon, hit me with the

Wide receiver

Now, see, the last time we knocked on the door

The next time, we're gonna kick the son of a bitch in

Wide receiver (I don't, I don't, I mean, I don't do drugs)

Wide receiver (I don't do drugs)

Wide receiver (Come here, I don't do drugs)

Wide receiver

Wide receiver

Thanks Mea Joe

(Go away, and take that smelly t-shirt with you)

40 nickel double sting

40 nickel double sting

40 nickel double

Oh, hey, hey, hey

Wide receiver

(Wide) wide receiver

Hit me from the rear

Wide receiver

The wide receiver

Sometimes you feel like a nut

Sometimes you don't, oh

Wide receiver

Wide receiver

Wide receiver

I said, I put both my feet down

And still I didn't get the point

(He was with me)

I said, the referee

Must have been smoking a joint

(He was with me)

I said, I put both my feet down

And still I didn't get the point

(You just don't listen)

I said, the referee

Must have been smoking a joint

(Woah, woah, woah)

Sometimes you feel like a nut

Sometimes you don't, oh

Wide receiver

Hit me from the rear

Wide receiver

Wide receiver

Groin injury, groin injury

Hey, you, you

Any of you fellas need a tight end?

Give that stuff to me

Just give me what I need (it's what, it's what I want)

Give that stuff to me, give me what I need

Give that stuff to me

Just give me what I need (it's what, it's what I want)

Give that stuff to me, give me what I need

Give that stuff to me

Just give me what I need (it's what, it's what I want)

Give that stuff to me (give me what I need)

Give that stuff to me

Give that stuff to me

I'm a wide receiver

You didn't listen, sucker

I said, I'm a wide receiver

Assault me

With my friendly weapon

(Hey, hey you)

40 nickel double stand

(Get in the back 'cause I love ya) yeah

Out for the long walk

40 nickel double stand

All the hot dogs

Said the hot dogs

Really know what I mean

I need you to stand

Hey, I need a (I'm a wide receiver)

Hey (I'm a wide receiver)

Yes (I'm a wide receiver)

Hey, I need a (I'm a wide receiver)

This spot looks very, (wide receiver) very, very good to me

(I'm a wide receiver)

I said, I got my L.A. girls (wide receiver)

(I'm a wide receiver)

You say three is company? (Wide receiver)

Wait 'til next year (I'm a wide receiver)

Sometimes you can't help looking up

(I'm a wide receiver)

Forty nickel double wide receiver (wide receiver)

Sometimes you can't help looking up (stand, I'm a wide receiver)

(Forty nickel double wide receiver)

Sometimes you can't help looking up (I'm a wide receiver)

Forty nickel double wide receiver

Sometimes you can't help looking up (stand, I'm a wide receiver)

This spot looks very, very, very good to me (hmm, I'm a wide receiver)

(Forty nickel double wide receiver)