The Human Hosepipe (Live)

We went to the Coffee tea shop On our first date And it started off great We made with the talking And it was just fine But it soon turned in To that awkward silence And I didn't know what to do next So we sat there with all the couples kissing And soon, things began deteriorating And you began turning into The human hosepipe And then the next thing i knew You were storming out Just leaving me wondering Cho Chang, What have I done? I don't care Where you and Cedric were snogging Cho Chang, What have I done? I just want to replay This valentines day Well maybe I shouldn't Have mentioned Hermione And maybe you shouldn't Have brought Cedric Diggory Because I'd rather not talk about Your dead ex-boyfriends over coffee And why'd you have to bring up Roger Davies When he's sitting right there with his tea 'Cause if you wanted to go out with Roger Davies How come you're here with me Cho Chang, What have I done? I don't care Where you and Cedric were snogging Cho Chang, What have I done? I just want to replay This valentines Cho Chang, What have I done? I don't wanna hear about, you know what I don't wanna hear about You and Roger Davies Cho Chang, Things have gotten bad between me and you So Cho Chang, I think were through.