The best lovers are out pacing the hallways
The best lovers are crying in the bathroom stalls
The best lovers tap their feet through all the pretty love songs
With their backs against the wall
Once Southern boys they all loved R. E. Lee
Once Southern girls loved R.E.M
Were they all in confederacy against you
Or were you just like them
You're hanging with Bad Dancers
The best lovers are out pacing the hallways
The best lovers are smoking in the bathroom stalls
The best lovers are watching you through the pretty 80's love songs
With their backs against the wall
Have you read the Odyssey
I haven't read that book in years
How he killed off all her lovers
And he burst into tears
You're hanging with Bad Dancers
