The Chipotle Song

Lemme tell you 'bout a place on the West End Where the drinks so cold and refreshing It's a Mexican grill, it's an edible thrill Might as well be my bank, dropping twenty dollar bills It's a modern day heaven that'll leave you amazed Where oblivious animals are naturally raised Food with integrity, taste so incredibly Keeping it a secret like I just commit a felony We are ordering burrito bowls Damn right, going down the line From the beans to the rice with cilantro lime Are we gonna eat it here? No we're gonna take it to go Cuz I got my Netflix at the pad Gonna see if orange really is the new black, ey You're eating your burrito, ingredients start to go You never know what to do when it all falls out You think you're losing control, but girl it's all-natural You never know what to do when it all falls out You know it's gon' be OK, you got yourself Chipotle You never know what to do when it all falls out You know it's gon' be OK, you got yourself Chipotle You never know what to do That was my lunch, and this is my dinner Gotta double up, now I feel like a winner My homeboys serving up fresh tortillas Ya Taco Bell ass is serving diarrhea Chicken so fresh, bout to put me in a coma Same with the steak, but I'll pass on barbacoa And I gotta ask the girl, what the hell's sofritas? She got no clue, don't put in my burritos We are ordering burrito bowls Don't toss your little red basket Unless you wanna eat your last burrito in a casket Are we gonna eat it here? No we're gonna take it to go Cuz I gotta get back to work And it took me half an hour just to walk here (worth it) You're eating your burrito, ingredients start to go You never know what to do when it all falls out You think you're losing control, but girl it's all-natural You never know what to do when it all falls out You know it's gon' be OK, you got yourself Chipotle You never know what to do when it all falls out You know it's gon' be OK, you got yourself Chipotle You never know what to do Alright, now it's been brought to my attention that Some of y'all ain't even been to Chipotle before So it's time to put down your quinoa and kale Stop eating like a gerbil and have yourself a real meal But clearly your judgment's impaired if this only your first time So we got a little cheat sheet for ya, goes something like this Brown rice, pinto beans, double steak, make no mistake Mild salsa, cheese and lettuce, guac's a little extra, hey! I think you got it But we gotta keep this line moving now, cuz I'm gettin' a little impatient Daddy's gotta get his quesarito Brown rice, pinto beans, double steak, make no mistake Mild salsa, cheese and lettuce, guac's a little extra, hey! Brown rice, pinto beans, double steak, make no mistake Mild salsa, cheese and lettuce, guac's a little extra, hey! Brown rice, pinto beans, double steak, make no mistake Mild salsa, cheese and lettuce, guac's a little extra, hey! Brown rice, pinto beans, double steak, make no mistake Mild salsa, cheese and lettuce, guac's a little extra, hey! That's it Gimme my water cup and my chips cuz we out See y'all tomorrow