Horsey Horse

Here he comes across the glen Striking fear into evil men Is he good of course - it's Horsey Horse Hear the thunder of his hooves And his mane is really smooth It's gelled with tomato sauce - it's Horsey Horse He's been down South, he's been up North He gets around - does Horsey Horse Said he's been out East and he's been out West But a-galloping is what he likes best Hear his hooves go clippity clop When he's got a sore tum, it's plippity plop His farts are gale force - it's Horsey Horse Got no saddle and he got no rein He's got a head, but a very small brain Watch out for the gorse - Ow! Poor Horsey Horse He's been down South, he's been up North He gets around - does Horsey Horse Said he's been out East and he's been out West But a-galloping is what he likes best He can swim and he can float he'd like to neigh But he's got a sore throat 'cause he's a little Hoarsey Horse - Hoarsey Horse So if you see him say hello Watch him come and watch him go He follows his own course, it's Horsey Horse He's been down South, he's been up North He gets around - does Horsey Horse Said he's been out East and he's been out West But a-galloping is what he likes best He's Horsey