Dirty Black Man (feat. Badness)

I'm a dirty black man I've got the action plan I gotta watch out where I put my hands cos when there's ladies about I'm too unpredictable I'm too unpredictable I'm too unpredictable I'm too unpredictable I'm too unpredictable, spontaneous and mystical When I see a pair of breasts, I get an instant twitch in my testicle I caught an infection once cos I had unprotected sex at a festival I made her drink a bottle of Bleach as soon as I got back the test results I met one girl she likes to do freaky stuff with a vegetable So I brought her a carrot and a cucumber after 10 minutes it was unedible Another so dirty minded, always thinking of something sexual I don't mind having sex with a dumb bitch but I prefer someone intellectual I'm a dirty black man I've got the action plan I gotta watch out where I put my hands cos when there's ladies about I'm too unpredictable I'm too unpredictable I'm too unpredictable I'm too unpredictable I'm dirty like ménage trois is I found her knickers, I found her thong but I don't know where your bra is Last night must have been crazy, she can't remember where her car is All I know is I bust my nut quick like Lamborghinis and ferraris I remember the girl was lying on a bed with her legs open and her tits out The other girl said she was dripping wet and she told me to get my bits out The other one said that she weren't on it cos she ain't done a ménage trois before But at the end of the night she was sucking my dick and licking that pussy like a carnivore I'm a dirty black man I've got the action plan I gotta watch out where I put my hands cos when there's ladies about I'm too unpredictable I'm too unpredictable I'm too unpredictable I'm too unpredictable I'm a leader, so I don't follow Yo darling, do you spit or swallow? Fuck me today and you'll feel it tomorrow I'll leave your pum pum feeling hollow How much is it to mine in taxi How much can I borrow Like Webster I'll give you 2 fingers Middle finger, index to follow 1 for joy, 2 for sorrow I beat up punani like apollo Just about to bust nut in her mouth Now she's trying to tell me she don't swallow Going all soft like a marshmallow Now when I see you out on road, you don't even wanna say hello I'm a dirty black man I've got the action plan I gotta watch out where I put my hands cos when there's ladies about I'm too unpredictable I'm too unpredictable I'm too unpredictable I'm too unpredictable