I Wanna Be Evil (feat. Shea)

I've posed for pictures with iv'ry soap I've petted stray dogs and shied clear of dope. My smile is brilliant. My glance is tender. But I'm noted most, for my unspoiled gender. I've been made Miss Reingold, though I never touch beer And I'm the person to whom they say, "You look sweet, my dear, " The only etchings I've seen have been behind glass. And the closest I've been to a bar is at ballet class. Prim and proper. The girl who's never been cased I'm tired of being pure and not chased Like something that seeks it's level I want to go to the devil! I wanna be evil. I wanna spit tacks. I wanna be evil. And cheat jacks! I wanna be wicked. I wanna tell lies. I wanna be mean, and throw mud pies! I wanna be evil I wanna be mad But more than that I wanna be bad I want to go to the devil. Go to the devil. And throw mudpies! I wanna be evil I wanna be mad But more than that I wanna be bad I wanna be evil, and trump an ace. Just to see my partner's face I want to be nasty, I want to be cruel I want to be daring, I want to shoot pool I want to go to the devil. Go to the devil. And throw mud pies! I wanna be evil. I want to hurt flies I want to sing songs like the guy who cries I want to be horrid, I want to drink booze And whatever I've got, I'm eager to lose I want to be evil, little evil me Just as mean and evil as I can be!