Crucified by Zombies

Just the other night I was walking down the street Had the feeling I was gonna die Something strange was following me I could hear its evil cries I was just about to run, felt a hand on my shoulder Turned around and there they were The undead with nails and a hammer It all happened in a blur They dragged along a wooden cross Crucified by zombies, crucified by zombies Show the human who is boss Crucified by zombies, crucified by zombies Hung me high, left there to rot Crucified by zombies, crucified by zombies I was crucified... by zombies! This had to be a dream, there's no way this shit was real I thought: This haze, it really fucks you up! But it wasn't very long until I realized That I was really shit outta luck Like I said, I tried to run, but these fuckers took me down I ended facedown on the street There was hatred in their eyes, but they didn't speak a word They was gonna make the human bleed Bleedin' like a pig, I had to get away So I offered them a joint, but they just ran away Turned out they had smoked my weed and got all paranoid I just pulled out all the nails and jumped down from the cross That's right! I've got the scars to prove it I was crucified ... by zombies!...