Any Kind of Dead Person

If you could be a bird What kind of bird would you be? A robin If you could be a cat What kind of cat would you be? A lion If you could be a part of breakfast What part of breakfast would you be? The piece of toast And if you could be a dead guy What kind of dead guy would you be? I'd be a ghost Don't wanna be a zombie Cuz zombies are just good fun Don't wanna be a vampire Cuz they can't feel the sun Don't wanna be a medical corpse The students would cut me wrong No i just wanna be a ghost And go wooooo all night long Don't wanna be a ghoul Cuz i respect myself Don't wanna be some ashes In a coffee can on the shelf Don't wanna be a wraith I could never be that strong No i just wanna be a ghost And go wooooo all night long Don't wanna be a poltergeist Cuz i'm no movie star Don't wanna be a lich I'm not even sure what they are Don't wanna be just a brain in jar In a lab in south hong kong No I just wanna be a ghost And go wooooo all night long Don't wanna be a spook Cuz that word's a little racist Don't wanna be a mummy I admit it, i'm an ageist Don't wanna be a white walker That's some other fellow's song No i just wanna be a ghost And go wooooo all night long Yeah i just wanna be a ghost She just wants to be a ghost Yeah i just wanna be a ghost She just wants to be a ghost Yeah i just wanna be a ghost and go Wooooo all night long