I've been talking to your Jesus
I've been praying to your Gods
I've been singing for you, Satan
None answer my calls
But I know who the devil is
Never met no gods
Only thing I ever wished for
Came by natural cause
I've been playing in a betting game
But I lost it all
I've been lying and cheating
Only I got caught
I've been working for a salary
At a regular job
Still ain't got a penny's worth on me
Least ain't no snob
I've been drinking heavily
I've been looking for a cause
Sticking dirty needles
Into my eyeballs
I've tried all the seven sins
Still don't feel a thing
Only thing I'm certain is
I'll never be no king
