Mrs Hand

I see my future oh-so clear

I'll be home and drinking beer

And i guess that this is fate

I will masturbate

I'll be home and kicking back

With my ever growing sack

'Cause I can not get a date

So I'll masturbate

I will masturbate

I take a look at Mrs. Hand

She's the one who understands

She's fulfilling all my needs

And my dirty, dirty deeds

And I named her "Billy Sue"

And she knows just what to do

And she shows that she's got class

While her neighbours suck my ass

While her neighbours suck my ass (oh-ho, mmm-hmm)

Wacka-wacka-wacka (Ooh, yeah)

Wacka-wacka-wacka (Woah-woah)

Wacka-wacka-wacka (Ooh, yeah)

Wacka-wacka-wacka (Woah-woah)

I am a man who will strive to make most of what I can

With my penis in my hand

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

And when I'm strangling my boner

Forget that I'm a loner it's me and Mrs. Hand

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

I am a man who will strive to make most of what I can

With my penis in my hand

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

And when I'm surfing on the Redtube

Thank God for fucking anal lube, it's me and Mrs. Hand

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

And when I'm popping a Corona with my huge fucking boner

It's me and Mrs. Hand

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)