Spoken: Welcome to Christmas Jersey style! Let me tell you how it goes!

Ya know our Santa don’t say Ho he’s says Ay Ay Ay

He’s gonna sling his gifts from Newark down the shore to Cape May

Blasting Bon Jovi out the back of his sleigh

A gang-a kids yank off his beard at the mall

As we carol round the coldesack

We yell, we don’t sing.

The bell’s here don’t go ding dong they go bada bing

Oh come all yooze people we got fruitcake to spare

And if ya smell something rotten it’s the Delaware air

So crank up some Springsteen & play that Santa song loud Just like the boss you know I’m Jersey proud

Let’s have an old fashioned Jersey Christmas decked out in that Jersey way

Let’s have an old fashioned Jersey Christmas Fuggetabout our problems If only for a day

I want that old fashioned Jersey Christmas Sing fa la la in the Garden State

So take the turnpike this Jersey Christmas Even santa bought a condo off exit 8

Ya know we’ll all get tipsy chugging eggnog and beer

Watch Rudolf the Red Nose get so bombed he can’t steer

Line up the Peppermint Schnapps we’ve been behaving all year So let’s eat pizza and then play some ski ball

Meet an Elf down at the dinner for a late night bite

Hear Frankie Valli’s on the Jukebox singing Silent Night

If it weren’t for Edison we’d be in the dark

With his twinkling lights yeah he gave us that spark

Who needs to self-serve

No need to pump your own gas

Make right on red, bust out that E-ZPass

Let’s have an old fashioned Jersey Christmas decked out in that Jersey way

Let’s have an old fashioned Jersey Christmas Fuggetabout our problems If only for a day

I want that old fashioned Jersey Christmas Sing fa la la in the Garden State

So take the turnpike this Jersey Christmas Even santa bought a condo off exit 8

Chorus repeat

But if you’re taking Jersey Trains you know you’re coming late Sing fa la la in the Garden State