She Only Loves Me for My Willie

While we were pickin' in a honky-tonk in Austin This girl came up and bought the band a round I said, "Can we play somethin' for you, darlin', "Before we give last call and shut this old bar down?" Then she asked, "Can you play me 'Whiskey River'?" I turned around and said, "Boys, kick her off in 'A'." And I did my best impersonation for her And that one performance stole her heart away But I think she only loves me for my Willie Somethin' 'bout my Willie turns her on It's not all that extraordinary, really But it's better than my Haggard and my Jones It's a little thing and you might think it's silly But you can bet it's always on her mind I think she only loves me for my Willie She keeps askin' for my Willie all the time We got in my truck and headed out for breakfast And I stuck in my Willie... CD You'd have thought that I was drivin' in a Lexus The way she scooted over and snuggled up to me I said, "Honey, can you tell me why you're with me?" She thought about it hard, and then she said, "It's just your personality that gets me." But the naked truth kept poundin' in my head Yeah, I think she only loves me for my Willie Somethin' 'bout my Willie turns her on It's not all that extraordinary, really But it's better than my Haggard and my Jones It's a little thing and you might think it's silly But you can bet it's always on her mind I think she only loves me for my Willie She keeps askin' for my Willie all the time Well, she begged me not to go on the road again And leave her blue eyes cryin' in the rain She swears that these four walls would drive her crazy If I go out there singin' for all The girls I've ever loved before again Oh, I think she only loves me for my Willie Somethin' 'bout my Willie turns her on It's not all that extraordinary, really But it's better than my Haggard and my Jones It's a little thing and you might think it's silly But you can bet it's always on her mind I think she only loves me for my Willie She keeps askin' for my Willie all the time All the time... all the time She keeps beggin' for my Willie all the time And I give it to her