Better Boyfriend

I can live without a TV I'm never gonna leave me I wasn't drunk when I got my tattoo And like a ninja fighter I even killed a spider In the bathroom with the bottom of my shoe It ain't that hard to do I'd be a better boyfriend than you I don't forget my birthday And I pay on the first date Don't need bail for the trouble I get into And when I come home wasted I don't come home half-naked And, honey, I don't need your help to screw in a light-bulb It ain't that hard to do I'd be a better boyfriend than you 'Cause I clean up My own messes I don't text my pretty exes I don't cheat or lie like you know who, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh I'd be a better boyfriend I'd be a better boyfriend than you I don't get off sideways When I'm not getting my way I'll entertain another point of view Sometimes I bring home flowers I don't make me wait for ours And I compliment myself a time or two You look great It ain't that hard to do I'd be a better boyfriend than you 'Cause I clean up My own messes I don't text my pretty exes I don't cheat or lie like you know who, ooh, ooh, ooh I'd be a better boyfriend I'd be a better boyfriend than you 'Cause I clean up My own messes I don't text my pretty exes I don't cheat or lie like you know who, ooh, ooh, ooh I'd be a better boyfriend I'd be a better boyfriend than you, you I'd be a better boyfriend I'd be a better boyfriend than you