Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
50 Cent
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
C. Jackson
Songwriter
C. Lloyd
Songwriter
M. Bernard
Songwriter
Michael Clervoix III
Songwriter
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Lloyd Banks in the house
Bad news
Tony Yayo in the house
Bad news
50 Cent in the house
Bad news
Whenever 50 around, it's bad news
Trey Pound's in the house
Bad news
40 Kal's in the house
Bad news
I got my knife in the house
Bad news
Whenever 50 around, it's bad news
[Verse 2]
I think a lil' man mad 'cause I'm flossin' bad
I ain't a wrestler, but I'll put your bitch in the Boston crab
I talk money 'cause it cost to brag
Around here, bitches walk around with hair that the horses had
Rap it, get your face stuck on them bricks
I don't really like the exercise, but I'll push up on a bitch
Y'all sweet like ninety-nine bananas
That's why I got ninety-nine **** with ninety-nine hammers
They all want a **** to stop
'Cause I rap slick enough to slip the ring off of Vivica Fox
I'm just a player that found out what the coaches know
So I'ma be around longer than the Oprah show
You and your man, y'all both should know
That all it takes is a finger to send you where the ghostes go
Shit, I been hated since the fifth grade
That's why my best friend's the Trey Pound
And a ice pick, and a switch blade
[Verse 3]
I don't like you, you don't like me
It's not likely we'll ever be friends
Why pretend? (Pretend)
Ma, Banks back at it again
I don't like you, you don't like me
It's not likely that we'll ever be friends
Why pretend? (Pretend)
Ma, Tony's back at it again
[Verse 4]
Rule number one, pick a target and study him for weeks
See where they rest at and lay with they peeps
Now you got the drop, know they daily routine
So the second rule, please leave the crime scene clean
Third rule, pick a day, fourth rule, pick a time
Fifth rule, pick a fifth, sixth rule, pick a nine
And the seventh rule, make sure your sidearm sweet
So in the shootout, you leave him six feet deep
Eighth rule, meet in a fast car with disguise
Use a ski mask with shades on your eyes
Ninth rule, don't say shit 'cause po-po listen
Fuck around, you end up bein' stuck in the system
And the tenth rule, don't put a tag on a broken heart
Just put a toe tag on your mark
And rule number eleven, you caught a body
But you not a legend
You better watch where you headin'
[Verse 5]
I don't like you, you don't like me
It's not likely we'll ever be friends
Why pretend? (Pretend)
Ma, 50's back at it again
I don't like you, you don't like me
It's not likely that we'll ever be friends
Why pretend? (Pretend)
Ma, 50's back at it again
[Verse 6]
Go ahead, go against me, I'll hurt your feelings
Stones in my cross the size of your earrings
My confidence level is high, **** can't tell
Lickin' my lips at your bitch like I'm LL
I smile like a **** in jail receivin' mail
Better yet, like a **** in the bookings that made bail
From day one I came in the came in the game, the sale was hot
They got scared, spent that money, and I got shot
You put pressure on me when you compare me to Pac
I'm just a new kid, I can't help that I'm hot
What little **** say to 50 Cent don't matter
I'll fire shots at the shepherd and watch the sheep scatter
My enemies never turn into friends, my friends turn to enemies
You scared, then get the fuck around me
Record execs know not to play with my check
I come through and put that knife on that vein in your neck
Yeah
[Verse 7]
I don't like you, you don't like me
It's not likely that we'll ever be friends
Why pretend? (Pretend)
Ma, 50's back at it again
I don't like you, you don't like me
It's not likely that we'll ever be friends
Why pretend? (Pretend)
Ma, 50's back at it again
[Verse 8]
Lloyd Banks in the house
Bad news
Tony Yayo in the house
Bad news
50 Cent in the house
Bad news
Whenever 50 around, it's bad news
Trey Pound's in the house
Bad news
40 Kal's in the house
Bad news
I got my knife in the house
Bad news
Whenever 50 around, it's bad news
Written by: C. Jackson, C. Lloyd, M. Bernard, Michael Clervoix III

