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Audition Skit
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Salsa and Tropical
Audition Skit was released on April 26, 2005 by Premium Latin Music as a part of the album God's Project
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Release DateApril 26, 2005
LabelPremium Latin Music
LanguageSpanish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Henry Santos
Henry Santos
Speaker
Lenny Santos
Lenny Santos
Speaker
Max Agende Santos
Max Agende Santos
Speaker
Romeo Santos
Romeo Santos
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Henry Santos
Henry Santos
Songwriter
Lenny Santos
Lenny Santos
Songwriter
Max Agende Santos
Max Agende Santos
Songwriter
Romeo Santos
Romeo Santos
Songwriter

Lyrics

You ready for these auditions, dawg?
I'm ready, dawg
You ready, Johnny?
No doubt, let's go
Let the first one in
Aventura, what's up man?
What's going on?
How y'all doing?
What's your name, man?
Aight, my name is Federico, but they call me FedEx
Why they call you FedEx?
'Cause I deliver straight up and down
Alright, what you doing for us tonight?
I'm gon' do some bachata, some next generation jumbo
Alright, get started, get started, get started
Alright, hold on, let me find my tone
Eeh
You know I love you, you know I need you
Tú sabes que te quiero, tú sabes que te quiero
Hold up, hold up, hold up
I didn't want to call you out
Are you ready? You ready?
What was that at the beginning? Before you started singing, what do you do?
No, that's one of my tone methods, man
That's how I find my tone
Wha—, do it again
Hold on, hold on, lemme find my tone
Eeh
Hold up, hold up, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Yo, listen, we're gonna holla at you, dawg, uhm
Nah, I'm saying, I'm doing what y'all do
It's a Spanglish jumbo
No, I know, but we was tryna look for like something new
You know, we already did that
Ah, c'mon, man
Y'all gotta let me shine, alright?
Un más canción es un más corazón, man
Yo, I like that, I like the Spanglish, you know
We'll give you a call, man
Oh, y'all ain't gonna holla at me
Thanks for stopping by
We'll holla, we'll holla
Y'all ain't gonna holla, man
We'll holla, dawg
Aight, let the next one in
What's up, man, how you doing?
What's your name?
It's a pleasure
They call me El Tigre de la Bachata
El Tigre de la Bachata
That's what's up, man, what you singing today?
What you got for us today, man?
Nah, I got some crazy merengue, got mad mambo
It's called "Tigre"
That's what we want to hear
Alright, let's hear that, let's hear that
Alright, let's do this
[Instrumental]
Yo, excuse, wait, excuse, excuse me for a moment
Hold on, hold on, I'm kinda like lost
What the hell was that?
What's going on?
Were, were those chords? I mean, I'm kinda lost here
There were like, too, it was like too many effects
Too much of that wobble wobble and it was disorganized
What are you talking about? I'm playing like you
That's how you play
A little disorganized, you know what I'm saying?
We don't play like that though
It doesn't sound good, it doesn't, no, seriously
No, so listen, listen, listen, listen
This is off the hook, what you talking about?
How can you not like this?
Dawg, dawg, dawg, dawg, dawg
You gon' break that pedal
Dawg
You gon' break that pedal
That doesn't sound hot, I don't know, um
Y'all hating, y'all hating
I knew y'all was haters
Nah, excuse me?
Wait, wait, wait a second, wait a second, dawg
Listen, there's no need to disrespect anybody
I'm not disrespecting—
Alright, but you saying we hating 'cause we not feeling what you're doing
You're not giving me a chance—
I'ma tell you what it is, I'ma tell you what it is
Yo, dawgs, I'ma tell you what it is
It's not that we hating
It's just that like you got so many effects going on
You like the future, dawg
We ain't ready for you, we ain't ready for you
Y'all broke the rules, I'ma break more rules
You're horrible
Why you saying I'm horrible? Why you tryna diss me?
You don't hear this? You just can't handle me, son
Whatever, man, whatever, son
This guy's funny
Whatever, dawg
Dawg, it's not that
Thanks for coming, bro, thanks a lot
I'll see you, man
Good luck, good luck, man
I knew y'all were haters, I knew Aventura was haters
Alright, bro, good luck
Oh, man, these guys are funny
Too funny, too funny
Let the third one in
What's up, security? What's up, Aventura?
Romeo, let me find out
What you got for us today, man?
What you singing for us?
Oh, me? Nothing
What you mean "nothing"?
Absolutely nada
This is an audition, though
We looking for singers, we looking for talent
I'm the manager
Nah, nah, nah
We don't need no more managers, bro
We got one of those
God, listen to these guys, I know, silly
No, no, no, I'm the manager of my own artist
Okay
Where's the artist?
Where's he at? Bring him in
Oh, he's coming soon
Well, bring him in
We got a whole bunch of people waiting outside
You don't understand
This is not just any other artist, this is like the next thing
Alright, well, bring him in
This is gonna rock your world
Everybody's been saying that the whole day
I know
You ready to get with the system?
We've been ready
Johnny, I feel some anger in your voice, you feel me?
No, not at all, man, just
I feel like something—
Just wanna move forward, man
Nobody's hating, man, nobody's hating
You ready? Romeo, ¿tú 'tás preparao pa' esto?
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready
You ready, Lenny?
Okay, come on, yo, TT
TT?
What did he just call him?
TT in the house
Yo, what's up, man?
What's your name?
TT
PP?
Wha—? Don't call—
Wait, what are you doing?
Don't call my artist PP
No, no, no, it's not PP, it's TT
It sounded like he was saying PP
No, TT, T-T
No, no, P-P
Oh, my bad, my bad, I take that back
What you going to sing for us, man?
I'll sing a new song for you, guys, a bachata
No, don't sing for them yet
Oh, okay
I don't think they're ready for that
Let's show them about the musical talent
Yo, TT, play that note for them
Sentimiento, sentimiento
Wait a second, wait a second
That sounds like "Cuando Volveras"
That sounds just like—
What are you talking about?
That's Aventura
Tú 'tás loco, te patina el coco
What is wrong with you?
That doesn't sound like that
No, no, no, they hating
Listen, listen to me
Lenny made up the chords
What are you tal—?
Play it again, TT
Sentimiento
That sounds just like "Cuando Volveras"
That's right there Aventura
No, listen
Let me break it down to you, dawg
Yours goes like this
That's Aventura
Wait a second, no
Yours goes like this
Ours goes
It's not the same thing
It's the same thing, you changed it at the end
Oh my God, this guy is funny
They're already hating
Whatever, man
Yo, let's show them about the vocal talents
Come on, TT, let 'em know
A ella la beso porque la quiero, a ella—
That's it, no more
Don't give them no more
What, what the—? What did he just sing?
Nah, they're already hating, nah, nah, nah
What is wrong with you? What are you talking about?
I didn't understand a word he said
Was he speaking Spanish, English or both?
Yo, TT, let 'em know again
A ella la beso porque la quiero, a ella—
What?
What is that?
Ooh, give me some more
What is he saying?
We heard enough, we heard enough
Yeah, enough is enough, this is a joke, this is a joke
What is wrong with you—?
Security
Seguridad, saca a estos de aquí, they gotta go
Wha—, get off me, get off
So who's going to call me?
What do you mean who's gonna call you?
Nobody's calling you
Yo, get off me
Llámenme el lunes
For real
What's wrong with these guys?
I sure hope the other ones ain't like that
Lenny, this was a bad idea, straight up
Written by: Aventura
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