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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Ben Caplan
Ben Caplan
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Ben Caplan
Ben Caplan
Songwriter
Christian Barry
Christian Barry
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Graham Scott
Graham Scott
Producer
Tony Maimone
Tony Maimone
Engineer
Todd Carder
Todd Carder
Engineer
Aaron Nevezie
Aaron Nevezie
Engineer
Philip Shaw Bova
Philip Shaw Bova
Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Everybody knows that the Bible is full of wisdom
The good book is great
But, a few thousand years of disputes and debates
Have shown that the text was written in such a way
That it inherently requires intensive, rigorous and constant
Interpretation
[Verse 2]
Did you know that when the Bible was given
It was delivered along with an oral tradition?
Which at the time was expressly forbidden
To be written down
[Verse 3]
Now, the reason why I submit must be
Is that this was to prevent undo rigidity
You see, the bible is a living work
That needs to breathe
In order to stay alive
[Verse 4]
Now, I hope my approach won't be seen as ham-fisted
And we all know that words get distorted and twisted
But it is my contention that some of the best bits
Were not written down
[Verse 5]
Always have a little bit of salt with your tequila
Don't smoke your stash if you're gonna be a dealer
Try to drink at least 8 cups of water every day
Always keep your hockey stick on the ice
If you wanna cut once, you better measure twice
There's no such thing as a lunch that's really free
[Verse 6]
An eye for an eye means fair compensation
It doesn't mean take up arms with another nation
Anything written down can be twisted apart
Don't be ashamed to talk about your mental health
Try to love your neighbor like you love yourself
That one's in there, but it always gets forgotten
[Verse 7]
Truth doesn't live in a book
You find it in the little surprises
The good book is only a lens
To focus the view
Justice for all
Is composed of the ugliest compromises
You can't only look at the lens
You gotta look through
[Verse 8]
There's no such thing as a virgin conception
Every good rule has an notable exemption
Don't surround yourself with friends who only agree
Don't count your eggs before they're chicken
Ask for consent before you put your dick in
Ain't nothin' wrong with homosexuality
[Verse 9]
Don't get caught with your pants around your ankle
If you wanna hide your money stick it in a Swiss bank
Every banking system needs a lot of regulation
Never draw a picture of the Prophet Muhammad
Unless you're a cartoonist and you're really, really wanna
Illustrate cultural insensitivity
[Verse 10]
Truth doesn't live in a book
You find it in the little surprises
The good book is only a lens
To focus the view
Justice for all
Is composed of the ugliest compromises
You can't only look at the lens
You gotta look through
[Verse 11]
Truth doesn't live in a book, come on
You find it in the little surprises, yes
The good book is only a lens
To focus the view
Justice for all
Is composed of the ugliest compromises
You can't only look at the lens
You gotta look through
[Verse 12]
Truth does not live in a book
You'll find it in the little surprises, whoa
You gotta focus the view
Justice for all is the cold of soul, money, ugly
Compromises, you gotta look through
[Verse 13]
You have to live in the world
To get to the truth
Written by: Ben Caplan, Christian Barry
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