Scariest Thing in the Garden

Once there was a brussels sprout Who was very, very scared. "Oh, woe is me!" said the brussels sprout. And what do you think scared that sprout so much? The Scariest Thing in the Garden. An aphid. Once there was an aphid Who was very, very scared. "Oh, woe is me!" said the aphid. And what do you think scared that aphid so much? The Scariest Thing in the Garden. A ladybug. Once there was a ladybug Who was very, very scared. "Oh, woe is me!" said the ladybug. And what do you think scared that ladybug so much? The Scariest Thing in the Garden. A spider. Once there was a spider Who was very, very scared. "Oh, woe is me!" said the spider. And what do you think scared that spider so much? The Scariest Thing in the Garden. A bird. Once there was a bird Who was very, very scared. "Oh, woe is me!" said the bird. And what do you think scared that bird so much? The Scariest Thing in the Garden. A cat. Once there was a cat Who was very, very scared. "Oh, woe is me!" said the cat. And what do you think scared that cat so much? The Scariest Thing in the Garden. A dog. Once there was a dog Who was very, very scared. "Oh, woe is me!" said the dog. And what do you think scared that dog so much? The Scariest Thing in the Garden. A child. Once there was a child Who wasn't scared at all. "I'm so brave!" said the child. For there was nothing in the garden To scare the child at all... Except... A brussels sprout.