XXX Wife

Just a two-time loser and I'm looking around

Trying to find somebody, get my feet back on the ground

There's got to be someone to ease my restless mind

The one I'm looking for is so hard to find

I want me a woman, don't want to keep a home

Who's gonna love me and leave me and run off on her own

A nun out in public and a vixen in the bed

You might think I'm lying but you better believe what I said

Don't want nobody sharp as a knife

I don't want no woman trying to change my life

I guess you might say I'm looking for my triple X wife

My old friend Herman said, "Here's what I think

Anything that'll float can sure enough sink"

I said, "I believe you're right and I'll go you one better

She's planning on leaving before you even get her"

But this time it's different, I got nothing to lose

I got no expectation of avoiding the blues

I'm cutting my losses before I get to the table

I'm gonna have some fun while I'm still young and able

I don't want no woman sharp as a knife

I don't want nobody trying to change my life

I guess you might say I'm looking for my triple X wife

So here's something, fellas, some good advice

The next time you're looking for your next ex-wife

Find one to love you and then be on her way

You just might live to love another day

Call her Trixie or Candy or hell, Peggy Sue

That settling down stuff's gonna get the best of you

Just find a gal that your mama won't approve

You'll be on down the road before she make a move

I don't want nobody sharp as a knife

I don't want nobody trying to change my life

I guess you might say I'm looking for my triple X wife

I guess you might say I'm looking for my triple X wife

I guess you might say I'm looking for my triple X wife